machoice

(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.

Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?

Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!

by Car&Laur January 10, 2008

machot

a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

machot is a god

by king265 March 28, 2019

Maghook

Ned the Cat's slave.

Maghook owns me. But I own him. Meow Meow Meow.

by Peekuh July 25, 2019

El macho

A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".

Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d

by Big lozza March 3, 2022

macho

Literally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.

Russell Crowe is kind of irritating but he is really macho, so women like him.

by superba May 2, 2005

Macbook

A ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media.

Fred: ''Dude, I need to check my Facebook''
Tom: ''Here, use this Macbook my parents got me, it's the only thing I use this $1000 piece of shit for''
Fred: ''Are you sure your parents are okay with you lending that thing to people?''
Tom: ''I don't fucking care, they didn't get me the white one, which I fucking asked for''

by I'mIronMan June 12, 2015

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017