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Machete Josie 

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
Machete Hobos by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Mutton Machete 

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
Mutton Machete by Course Work January 11, 2012

Vca.machete 

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete
Vca.machete by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete
That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete
sweaty machete by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

Chaotic Machete 

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.
The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.
Chaotic Machete by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020