Matúš

Matúš absolutely adores to smoke weed, he's also a big nerd that plays chess. Matúš is particularly known for using cheesy pick up lines that keep constantly failing and being tall ass giraffe.

Person A: Your being too Matúš. Get your shit together!!

Person B: Sorry. Today is not my day..

by big brain boi 8 November 25, 2021

Matusow Melt-down

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.

I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Phil Matusow

The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.

Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.

by Phil Matusow August 5, 2007

Matus

An amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic people.

Lets go hang out with the Matus.

Friday night is movie for Matus.

by VilleValoisGod August 15, 2008

A Hungry Martus

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD

I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed

by danmartus August 11, 2015

Meatus

A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.

That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on

by Mr.wiseguy93 November 13, 2018

matausi

a tongan word meaning fukk you.

Benny: you bitch
Bernie: matausi

by bernadette November 17, 2004