MyPCenis

When people post on any pc forum, usually one about a videogame, with thier inflated "stats". In an effort to feel cool or show how large their "pcenis" is.

OMG So will this run on my P4@4.8ghz ATi RADEON 9800XT 2gb Cosair and 300gb WD Sata?

by NinGeno July 31, 2005

mypower porn

Going to a girl(s) myspace and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a Powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.

Aey: "What's the most pathetic thing you've done lately?"
Bee: "Remember that cute ass girl I met at the gig?"
Aey: "Yeah"
Bee: "I was on her page last night and I ended up making mypower porn"
Aey: " Haha, you're a sad bastard."
Bee: "Yeah, but she's bomb eh?"

by chepe March 14, 2008

L my P

For all those ladies who like their pussy licked....just kindly ask your beau to L your P!

Hey you! Cock with a wallet....l my p or I will bite your dick off!

by Jill 'the Hammer' Shapiro June 25, 2007

mypod

a compound word used to join together my and iPod (saying "my iPod" doesn't flow right).

Hey Chris, where is mypod?

by hassalex February 21, 2009

MyPokkaDidda

When your pocket dials a bunch of shit, on your phone, when you don't want it to...

"I didn't call that BITCH!!! MYPOKKADIDDA..

by jrfrnk August 5, 2010

mypantsrwet.net

A website demonstrating multiple ways to wet your pants in a very pornographic way. Some of these demonstrations include large amounts of urination, the casual ejaculation or the occasional vagina juice spill.

On mypantsrwet.net they must have a Janitor on standby!

by Beans and the funky bunch May 25, 2014

mypenisblue

Definition:
1. like, what happened to your penis????????
2. u don't know how to spell do you

A: Mypenisblue
B:buy a neew one bro

by TheHummingbird April 29, 2021