murf 

Adjective for a sexually promiscuous male. A 'player' or 'pimp'.

Yeah dude that was murf!

murf by Kellen September 29, 2003

murf 

v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.

Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.

murf by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

murf 

a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER

thats a fine lookin murf over there

murf by jenko October 28, 2007

Murf 

To murder. Originally used in Spike Lee movie, Bamboozled.

Let's murf this fool!

Murf by Stan Kroll December 2, 2004

murf 

Like arg but without the a, r, or g.
Describes feelings of frustration.
Usually followed by ".__.", ";___;", or ";___."
Never, EVER, EVER to be said outside of the internet.

"I can't go to that concert tonight. Murf."

murf by CarbonatedWater April 24, 2006

murf 

An endearing term used for a person who has done something ditzy or dumb but funny so you aren't mad at them.

Your cute girlfriend try's to clean your 'lucky' jeans and ends up ruining them, you say "I love you, murf!" she is a murf for ruining your jeans but you still love her.

murf by jeffrowsgirl December 24, 2012

murf 

the code word to describe marijuana to urban pot heads.

word, i just got the sickest murf, lets go smoke that shit.

murf by dmitv August 26, 2012