Mimpas

Mega Imperfect and shat

Oiyah, fully got a parking ticket. Mimpas!

by Jeremy Chen September 14, 2003

Mimphies

Mind controlling Breasts that is irresistible to look away or even deny the command of the beholder.

*Beach Party
Lady 1: "Girl, show of them Mimphies and get us some free drinks!"
Lady 2: *Takes off towel
Guy: "Hey, wanna drink?"
(then a of crowd of men swarm by)
Lady 2: "First the Beach, Tomorrow the World!"

by Donaja Marjun June 2, 2017

Mimple(s)

When stressing over math and getting a pimple.

I have a mimple(s), this math is frustrating.

by JordBlu February 14, 2019

Mimp

A Mom who is a simp for her children. Favoritism to one or more of the children that are biologically hers.

Carol: Did you see Stacy talking about how her kids the best on the soccer team?
Nadya: Yeah, she was being a total Mimp.

Scotty: Bro, my stepmoms son gets away with anything, he can do whatever he wants while I would be yelled at
Aidan: Yeah, your stepmom is a total Mimp

by CaptainObv March 30, 2020

Mimp

Mimp (plural mimps) (slang) A women who foolishly overvalues a man and puts him on a pedestal.

example: girl’s best friend: you should breakup with him he abuses you
Girl: I could never do such thing he is the love of my life
*1 day ago
Abusive boyfriend: BITCH THERE’S NO MUSTARD ON MY SANDWICH, GET YOUR HOE ASS PUSSY AND PUT MUSTARD ON MY MUSTARD YOU USELESS DISHWASHER!!!!!!!!
Girl: yes honey
Now:

Girl’s best friend: you gotta stop mimping
Girl: what’s that

Girl’s best friend: it means you gotta stop overvaluing a man who treats you like shit

by PoisonGod June 5, 2020

mimp

A pucker of the lips. The shape your mouth makes before a kiss. The preparation before (or bracing of) the impact of a kiss.

you mimp your lips when you lean in to kiss someone

by Heather54x3 January 12, 2021

Mimpinnit

Man who loyal and likes game Ain't no simp.got drip

Mimpinnit really be looking clean’

by Daddydillpickle February 20, 2021