Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

Moppin' Dat Ass

When a man dips his dipstick into the white sauce (vagina) and slaps it in a sweeping motion among the top of the lady's buttocks.

Carl paid good money for his lady's dinner; he'll be moppin' dat ass when they get home.

by Carla Twitch June 21, 2012

Chefs Mopping Bowl

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.

"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"

by FlintBeastwood December 31, 2013

mopped

getting the fuck beat out of you; usually by a being of african american descent, nonetheless it could be a caucasian doing the mopping....used to describe the beating of an individual. sometimes people jeer comments during a mopping with trifling remarks such as, "mop, mop, mop, miggity mop, mopmopmopmopmop, miggity mop.)

Damn, dee dee nigga, wacked ass nigga got mopped. D'antwon, you c dhat nigga get dha mop.... daaaaamnn nigga got straight mopped.

by mopmanjones2 December 14, 2010

got mopped

This is a phrase which is used in order to show the act of putting someone down. It's like when someone says something extremely dumb, leaving himself completely open to insult, and then another person says something which brings shame and utter humiliation
to the person who just said the dumb thing. A third person is then introduced, being responsible to yell the insulting phrase in order to make the first person feel even more stupid.

person 1: Did you see that car? It was ugly!
person 2: Your face is ugly!
person 3: YOU JUST GOT MOPPED!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004