No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

by royalmike January 2, 2009

Ligma Awareness Month

July is known as Ligma Awareness Month to spread awareness about the horrible disease Ligma.

July shall be known as Ligma Awareness Month after both Ninja and Supreme Patty lost their lives to this horrible disease.

by That Asian dude Manny July 19, 2018

Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021

Truck Month

The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.

Truck Month

by WaterninjaX June 6, 2019

spooky month

a month where two little kids go around town doing this smexy dance while yelling ITS'A SPOOKY MONTH

its'a spooky month

by hahaphunnyjokes December 7, 2020

Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉

Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”

by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019

Kiss month

The month of october you have a free pass to kiss anyone (crush of/bf)

Girl: If u slap my ass you get slapped back but harder but also a kiss

Boy: ohh its kiss month

by DONTTOUCHMAHBOOTY October 4, 2019