Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

mongdog

To be a complete and utter idiot or fuckwit

Your such a mongdog.

You mondog
You giraffe necked, squirrel headed mongdog

by SaladHunter March 30, 2017

Mongeese

What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)

Look, it's a mongaggle of mongeese!

by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event

Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing

by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018

mongoed

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)

Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.

Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!

by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010