mong 

yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith

nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash

mong by dave February 15, 2005

mong 

an extremely disgusting activity in which you rape someone to death, then fill their body up with your semen by continuously raping them, even though they are dead. Then, you jump on their stomach to make the semen squirt out of their pussy.

Bitch, if you don't stop whining, Im going to mong you.

mong by anonymous April 2, 2005

mong 

A Male Thong

I wore a Mong and walked around town in nothing but

mong by SpriIce June 20, 2004

Mong 

A person lacking is physical attractiveness - short for mongral (usual portrayed as a dirty scruffy dog)

That bird is a right mong

Mong by Dan aka mr skin up June 22, 2008

mong 

thong for men, man panties, da-na da-na's *superman style underwear*, etc...

"hey man your dog is chewin up your ol lady's panties"
"fuck those ain't hers those are mine!!"
"what... you rock a mong are you serious!?!?"

mong by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011

mong 

a human that lacks in social class, respect,friends and a decent personality. a total moron.

you fucking mong. go drink ur own sludgy poo

mong by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

mong 

noun "mong"

either:

the act of being monged out on a bed or chair

or

a place where it is possible for you to mong

"Eric went for a mong upstairs"

"I've been standing for ages, are there no decent mongs in this shithole?

mong by Kirkham November 21, 2003