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Steely-eyed missile man

A NASA astronaut or engineer who quickly devises an ingenious solution to a tough problem while under extreme pressure.
"Houston, the CO2 level has dropped to nine."

"That is good to hear, Aquarius. And you, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man!"

-Apollo 13 movie dialogue
by Deminobody November 10, 2011
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mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016
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a skits mission

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard
Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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Mission Statement

The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
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Mississippi Queen

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.
"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
by Regular Show Bro August 22, 2020
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Dickhead Mission

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission
by shawba August 19, 2009
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Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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