Miserable Prick

"Moe."- being in a pitiable state of distress or unhappiness, but also able to remain a complete asshole, making the former "pitiable" person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

You are a miserable prick!

by Bitchface. =] March 21, 2010

misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.

you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

by danaayyy May 25, 2007

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

miseryxchord

Publisher of DOOM! Magazine, stays prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

MiseryXchord keeps a shotgun and machete handy in case of zombies.

by Steampunk Octopod December 31, 2011

les misérables

The greatest musical evar. Which is NOT SET DURING THE French Revolution, but the Paris student uprisings of the 1830s. Oy.

Going to see Les Misérables this weekend -- YAY

by joe-nobody October 4, 2005

miserifying

Something that induces misery.

This job has become a miserifying place for me.

by King of Vihars June 11, 2006

Misener

The Ultimate in obvious Cool.. if your not a Misener, you are not as cool as you could be.. Don't be a second rate person when you can be a Misener.

Holy crap dude! That Misener is the ultimate in ultimate everything.. nothing that possibly be more wicked awesome!

by the_Sean January 12, 2009