A metro is someone who is usually in complete denial about there homosexuality. Usually Wears fluro clothes and low cut V-neck shirts that cost them $400 of there "daddys" money. A complete disgrace to the rest of the male race. While heterosexuals and homosexuals are on a equal par, metrosexuals have no place in the world and are rejected by both parties. A sickening site at the best of times.
"Hey dylan my metro friend, lets go and make out with some guys while we pretend to have girlfriends"
by Mitchel D November 06, 2007
The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.
Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.
The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.
A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.
The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.
A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
by Meredith January 04, 2005
A mass transit system that consists of trains on underground and/or elvated tracks. Origin = METROpolitan railway
by REVOLUTION! November 24, 2005
"Ew, did you read about Joel talking about how much he likes designer labels and coffee, hes so metro!"
by Nikki March 16, 2005
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