Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

by thaHNIC February 23, 2009

matza

1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).

2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.

For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.

For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.

Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!

b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...

Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!

*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*

Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!

by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008

Matzoballing

A tea-bagging done by a Jewish person.

Hey Abe, remember that time in Camp Habonim when we administered a matzoballing on that putz Moishe? Oi vey!

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021

matzah queen

A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.

I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.

by Gitai July 20, 2006

matzke

A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:

I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!

by haterrrrs. December 19, 2010