Chris Matthews

America's number one Barack Obama stalker.

Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.

by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010

Dylan Matthews

Frontman of the uk based indie rock band "Stiff Dylans"

Are you going to the STIFF DYLONS gig saturday? Dylan Matthews will be great!

by Raziel2 August 9, 2019

Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

by th3druminator August 17, 2011

Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.

Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene

by angsty_agender August 12, 2018

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

chris matthews

MSNBC's answer to Bill O'Reilly. Claims to be independent but is actually a progressive. Says the word "conservative" with contempt in his voice. If he is not throwing softballs to Al Sharpton then he is playing hardball with neo-cons and conservatives and sings the praises of Barack Obama. Most Democrats love his show. He is what Alan Colmes wishes to be.

In numerous online polls. Chris Matthews has been voted the host most likely to shill for the left.

by Reuben D. April 5, 2008