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Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018
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cunt-mascot

Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.

Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.

Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
by BButton May 17, 2012
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Mascot Slasher

(noun) Mascot Slasher is a horror subgenre that in general, combines (now considered since 2023) Mascot Horror and Slasher subgenres. This subgenre tend to appear majorly in films (because of the latter's roots in that format), through it can be appear in other media formats, such as like video games (like the former's roots) and TV shows. Including, sometimes that isn't big-budgeted and more so indie entertainment studios. Similarity like nearly all Mascot Horror video games' production being made by Indie video game studios.

Mascot Slasher can appear in three meanings:
The first meaning is a Mascot Horror story that utilized Slasher elements (both its tropes and thematic), while retain the mother genre's identity.

The second meaning is a original Slasher story, where our Slasher villain(s) happens to be a entertainment (or childhood) mascot or group of entertainment mascots. This meaning is more straight of blending these two horror subgenres.

The third and final meaning is pre-established Slasher story, where if a Slasher franchise is too popular/successful and got more installments that no longer resembled to its original identity by its distributor. Instead, using of what is now Mascot Horror. Such as its tropes, aesthetics, marketing, mascot-level of comedy, and even sometimes the motif.
Smith: Oh, no. Another Mascot Slasher film that turn our childhood characters like Mickey Mouse into slasher villains.
by CJR2024 January 3, 2024
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illegal mascot

A person who does the same thing the government does and get prosecuted for it .
The government lock us up for doing the same thing they do we just a bunch of illegal mascots at the end of the day.
by .TheUrbanDictionary April 22, 2023
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The difference between mascot and furry

I will now quote TF2's sniper for the difference: ones a job and ones a mental sickness
"What's the difference between mascot and furry? Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
by Possiblewarcriminal July 17, 2023
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Penis Mascot

The emoji ๐Ÿ† . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot ๐Ÿ†. Chuck acts like a ๐Ÿ† with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.
by Techgyrl October 24, 2019
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LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT

GOOGLE ALPHABET SLAVE.

The worse SEX TORTURE EVER.
It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.

No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022
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