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When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
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