by saggymami May 26, 2021
Get the mammonsbitch mug.A person that is slow at thinking, processing, and learning. mammoni's will always become very emotional and lose composure.
While going over a practice test that weird kid in the back of the class was silently panicking and shaking his leg. I took a peek at his book and it was scribbled with random numbers, this guy is probably a mammoni or something.
by durrdurr25 July 2, 2019
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Having someone like her in your life is a blessing itself because she is the funniest and sweetest person ever. She will always be there for you through your worst and best moments. She has heads turning wherever she goes and brightens everyone’s life up. If you have her never let her go because she’s your ride or die.
If that Maimona because she is stunning
by Unknown for you January 9, 2021
Get the maimona mug.A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.
Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013
Get the Mammoth hoof mug.This is a way to identify a female who over exaggerates everything and anything. This type of person is sometimes cocky but mostly idiotic. The term is used to offend someone.
Ex . Female: "a mi no me gusta esa tienda por que es para los pobres."
English: "I don't like that store because it's for the poor."
In this case you can call the female "mamona".
Ex on how to call: "Pinche vieja mamona."
English: "I don't like that store because it's for the poor."
In this case you can call the female "mamona".
Ex on how to call: "Pinche vieja mamona."
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Get the mammonlovesme_ mug.a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds
these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps
The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds
these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps
The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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