Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.
- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.
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As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
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As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
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Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
The John Birch Society (which in the 1960's stated that dental fluoridation was a communist plot) was recently Maddowted as a sponsor to the Republican C Pack conference.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
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