Lurkers

People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc.

Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14589 in ten minutes!!
Fred:God damn lurkers!!

by Merritt September 5, 2008

lurker

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.

by Grimace April 9, 2003

Lukey Pookie

A sexual nickname you call someone named Luke when you want them to cum in your fat ass. Call someone this cute nickname named Luke when you sexually/romantically want them.

“Lukey Pookie don’t stop”
“Lukey Pookie it’s so big”
“I love you, Lukey Pookie”
“Lukey Pookie cum in my ass”

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Lukey

Also known as Luke and Loki. A Lukey is an extremely adorable guy whos smile a smile will leave a girl breathless. His smile can warm up anybodys heart. A lukey is a wonderful lover and will do anything to make you happy, I know by experience. Now, dont think im forgetting the undeniable sexiest of this man. Sure the man seems cute, but once things get hot n heavy in the upstairs bedroom, things are getting wild. He will be careful and stop when you tell him to, but otherwise, he'll leave you gasping. All around, a Lukey is a girls dream guy and a right around great friend to have by your side. Get cha self a lukey girls (or guys i dont judge XD)

"DAMN! Lexi! look at lukey over there."
"He's so cute"
"Ha! You havent seen him in the bedroom, whew, left me begging"
"Damn really?"
"Hell yea"

by Kill meh pls March 6, 2017

Liquid Lurker

A place full of internet trolls who pass the time by discussing some of the most ridiculous subjects ever known to man. The place is under the control of five security guards, known as Kcube, Chev, Azimio, ScarfaceEvaStar and Kill You.

They have the most interesting trolls in the history of the internet. A few death and black metal freaks, a vampire, a priest and a few indie freaks. Also, Lady Gaga, Hitler and Nicholas Cage post here. Apparently...

Jeff: Who are Chev, DemonCashew, ZiggyStardust, eet_and_ern, Gore for Grace, Kcube, Jerome...

Jacob: They are Liquid Lurker.

Jeff: What?

Jacob: You know, Liquid Lurker. Land of the trolls.

by Penis Neck January 31, 2010