softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

lumber party

Similar to an all-female "slumber party", a lumber party is an overnight between male friends.

Lumber refers to dicks. All male party=dicks. Therefore, lumber party.

Similar also to a "sausagefest", but a sleepover.

Tim: Dude did you go to Tom's sleepover last night?

George: Naw man, that was a total lumber party.

by grovecityfan March 31, 2010

Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.

Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...

by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010

Ludbey

Ludbey, a word yearned by many, only belonging to a few.

Being called a ludbey is comparative to being called a living fucking legend or perhaps a demi-god of sorts. A ludbey decimates his enemies who of which are usually chad(s) a ludbey will go through his life fighting these alpha males... before realising he himself is... a chad, be it, a better even more alpha version, a ludbey in his ultimate form is a being transcended beyond that of a chad he is... a ludbey.

A Ludbey can only have brown hair.

Holy fuck, you see mat over there? dude... he's a total fucking ludbey.

by Ditty yams March 12, 2019

lubemeister

Someone who is very slick and generally tries to act smooth, like lube.

Ugh he's such a lubemeister

by beepothegreatpuppet April 26, 2020

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003