Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015

funny lumper

Used to refer to anything funny.

Anything funny, retarded or random.

Used to describe something pleasant.

"That's a funny lumper!"

"You're such a funny lumper."

"I love my funny lumper!"

by maaan June 24, 2006

lumberslack

a more relaxed person than the average relaxed person.

You slept for 14 hours? What a lumberslack!

by cole.train March 9, 2008

lumbersexual

Sam.

See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.

by SyncingCyan August 3, 2016

Come Lumbers

An orgy of lumberjacks

The fun fest of come lumbers was interesting.

by tragedies February 7, 2017

lumbersnack

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009

Lumpelstiltskin

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

by Porquita April 3, 2009