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slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.
I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
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slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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louser

A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.
by wellandmemes October 22, 2019
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lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.
Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!
by Petterson February 5, 2020
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lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"
by billbow24 October 15, 2007
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lobster kush

a marijuana strain that causes your skin to turn into a dark red similar to lobster that has been boiled in water.
Look how red Austin Nig is! He must be puffin' that lobster kush.
by moogleOZAR April 14, 2010
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Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach
Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!
by DarkMatter October 13, 2004
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