Lotto-ballers

1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.

Schmizz and Joey Burgs have won $10 today alone! Damn those boys sure are Lotto-ballers!

by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005

lotto-head

A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.

Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.

Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?

Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"

Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"

by paul5150 December 18, 2009

lotto tickets

In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.

yo, ya wanna throw dome some scrilla on a few lotto tickets?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

i just hit the lotto

I just hit the lotto means person. Stating I just fucked a person.

I just hit the lotto with Baekhyun.

by LottoBitches December 30, 2016

lotto

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.
the lotto is a scam.
im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

lottosexual

Zara Cruz is a lottosexual. Only Zara Cruz. And only that one specific Zara Cruz.

Her sexuality is lottosexual.

by ZaraisLottoSexual September 28, 2022

lothos

Aristotle doppelgänger, half proficient multilingual icon, humble friend. Constantly pushing the bar with the help of a couple close adult advisor pals. Ivy league tour attendee and indoor plant enthusiast. Fierce debater.

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by literacylegend September 6, 2020