3 definitions by paul5150
A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.
Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.
Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.
Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"
Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"
Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"
by paul5150 December 18, 2009
A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.
"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"
by paul5150 December 23, 2009
When male or female bodybuilders grimace and clench their teeth while posing, deep lines or folds appear on the cheeks, parallel to the nose. Despite the person's huge body mass, the face looks kind of sick and emaciated and just plain freakish, especially in the case of female steroid abusers.
Guy 1- (holds up bodybuilding magazine) " dude, look at this chick, she looks like a guy, she must be stickin needles in her ass"
Guy 2- "look at those freakish lines on her, she's got bodybuilder's face"
Guy 2- "look at those freakish lines on her, she's got bodybuilder's face"
by paul5150 December 15, 2009