Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.
This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion
by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006
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2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
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by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010
Get the penis with lotion mug.The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
by whippersnapper March 5, 2012
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The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
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