Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

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Lorenzo

Sexy male

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Lorenzo by Job January 24, 2018

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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a man who is strong and independent and the type to marry with a large family. He is easy to get along with and has so many friends.

"Lorenzo is the coolest and the strongest person here." "A Mallory would definitely marry him."

Lorenzo by funnypersonT-T November 13, 2018

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A Lorenzo is a very very sweet guy.He loves sports like Football,Rugby,and basketball.He is a great listener and a great person to speak to.You can literally trust him with ur life he’s a Italian mixed with hotness.He can make girls drool.He has many girls after him but seems to focus on just one.He’s a really sweet hot loyal guy whenever he enters your life you never want him to leave.He might live miles a away but ur love for him is so strong that doesn’t break anything.Lorenzo is just that guy everyone wants to be friends with.Bcuz of his loyalty with relationships n friendships.He will never leave your side no matter what he will stay.Just always remember to keep a good Lorenzo by your side at all times

Lorenzo-walks into a room

girl 1-drools

Lorenzo-ignores

girl 2-hey hotty
Lorenzo-ignores
girl he likes- Hey
Lorenzo-hey gorgeous

Lorenzo by Urmomisahotthot57 December 11, 2019