Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
by moffboy October 02, 2013
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brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.
kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.
by stoph December 06, 2003
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god loom

What people from the northside of cork say to express disbelief
Did you hear evan got with that fat beour?

God loom 😂
by Peoples Republic Of Cork August 18, 2022
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Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens
I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Fruit of the Loom

I think that guy is a fruit of the loom, he was staring at you the whole time you were at the urinal
by Tomas23 August 18, 2011
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fruit of the loom

a type of underwear, usually briefs, that usually losers where. More widely known as tighty whitey or tights or tighty whities.
I gave that nerd a wedgie and he had on these tight fruit of the loom.
by frizzlemynizzle May 24, 2006
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