Literate

1) A word that is ficticious to most people. 2) Having knowlage of how to read and write.

If you are literate, you can read this sentence.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

literated

The act of making one literate.

Fluor cannot read Packing Lists.

Well I guess they need to be literated, son.

by BREALyall April 11, 2011

Lobstergate

A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.

Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?

Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.

by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019

urbanary literate

Someone who actually uses the Urban Dictionary's word of the day, and then expects everyone else to know what they are talking about.

OMG THAT IS SO *insert word of the day here*!!!
Why is everyone staring at me?! I'm simply urbanary literate!

by nightlover November 3, 2012

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

sub-literate

means the same as obliterate.

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.

by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009

Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)

"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!

by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012