Loafn

to be slacking and not on top of your game.

man she was loafn yesterday in practice

you was loafn on stage

Loafn by DuBB09 September 22, 2009

duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

duck loafing by Giblets. July 23, 2018

Peshed meself loofin 

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

loafen

When you chill to the maximum level, or see something that is real chill. Like Loafing, but loafen is when your chilling with a purpose.

YO what you sayin today, Just gonna be Loafen out
O shit look at that cliff, yea man that Cliff would be a sick spot to be loafen.

loafen by ChillVILL December 8, 2015

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

Sandwich-loafing by Sylvie T January 8, 2021

Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

Loafing Around by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

Loafing Down 

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

Loafing Down by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008