A ridiculously over advertised diet pill that states at the bottom of the screen you lose 3.86 lbs in 8 weeks. Complete waste of money
by too many names on UD May 23, 2008
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1)Dr Jarvik tried to ingest Lipitor in the mistaken belief that this might give him an honest to goodness upper lip. Fortunately for prince Lipitor, he was able dissolve into Jarvik's stool until he could safely work his way into the water supply. The local fish population was none too happy about the resulting Analeakage.
by Jarviks heart January 17, 2008
Get the Lipitor mug.An ancient language originating O'er Der in the bedroom of one of the first "lipians" in the small town of Fredonia, NY. The first lipians used phrases such as, "your lips" and "Zed-uh". Some say the creator of this ever popular and growing language was none other than her lips himself, D.B. The language continues to grow into many American states as new "Lips" are learned in the Language, some say art, of Lipian speaking. Your lips are now engulfed in flames as your muff fire ravages from within. You are now pry exposed and educated in the fine art of lipian. Some say it is more than a language, but rather somewhat of a cult phenomenon. I'm now pry set as it is smelling like thanksgiving O'er there and I now must Snap them before would be villains come o'er her and open my vindie and catch a baldic in their muff handle-ahee. Something-onit-ahee. Late. Yours truly gone Ghost, Tony Starx-ahee.
by Tony Starx March 15, 2004
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Get the lipids mug.noun - Emotion or reaction to something lacking in humor. Generally acceptable use would be following a story or supposedly humorous comment after which the listener would fashion a straight, non-smiling face usually, but not exclusively, utilizing the forearm to create the straight face. Instances lacking in any humor whatsoever may be exaggerated with an extended lapiz during which the listener may use any straight object in proximity to form the lips. Should the unhumorous comment be in print, reader may respond with emoticon :|, often crushing the spirit of the offending party.
A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.
The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.
Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."
Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.
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A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.
The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.
Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."
Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.
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Proper times to use lapiz:
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|
by Senor Lapiz November 5, 2007
Get the lapiz mug.When you women THINK that outlining your lips in a dark lip liner without wearing lipstick is HOT...when indeed a flash forward of an old lady with dementia drawing on her face with a crayola comes to mind....it's freakishly scary, please stop!
We all know at least one example of this trashiness. Wearing eye liner to outline or make up your own pretend lip shape will surely be a LIPZASTER !!! Don't do it! Step away from the lip liner!
by Chewie911 October 13, 2009
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