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Defender and Prince of the tiny planet of Analeakage. Son of Flomax and Zoloft, Husband to Viagra. Left Analeakage in a deal with Galactus to become his Herald and to preserve analeakage. He travels the galaxy finding planets whose life force may feed Galactus, but miraculously he has been able to save a number of planets by influencing their healthcare lobbies and forcing people to ask your doctor, and by this some have them have even begun to lower their cholesterol.
1)Dr Jarvik tried to ingest Lipitor in the mistaken belief that this might give him an honest to goodness upper lip. Fortunately for prince Lipitor, he was able dissolve into Jarvik's stool until he could safely work his way into the water supply. The local fish population was none too happy about the resulting Analeakage.
Lipitor by Jarviks heart January 17, 2008
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lipitor squid 

A new generation of teens that are all highly addicted to the prescription drug(s) Lipitor and/or Glipizide.
Rapunzel and all his little homeboys are such Lipitor Squids.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.
lipitor squid by GerthPaul December 4, 2020
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likitorma 

This is a Mauritian creole insult. There is no direct word to define its meaning but the English translation is your mum's pussy.
Bouss to fess taa likitorma
likitorma by Paloalto April 17, 2011
Somethings that gives one pleasure legitimately. It is a realistic way of having fun.
Dude that ride was ligitoris.
Ligitoris by Eric_Shun August 14, 2012

liptorial 

David is liptorial
liptorial by Sueduku November 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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