Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

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dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

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lirple

a small like tool used to torture small rodents like toris and meriels, also can be known recently as the first lollipop to fit all the way through a mans peeing hole.

` man i feel bad for that ferret i gave that lirple to it real hard this time `

` that lirple was So cool when it went in his penis `

` damn i bet lirple hurts luga... wanna have some tofu wit me next weekend ? `

` Whale : yo man can i lirple ur dick .. or if u think thats a little to wack for you man i can always just lirple ur naked mole rat `

` yea man im down for lirpling tuesday`

by monkeyasswiper October 28, 2006

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shit limpet

person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.

'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'

by mr. daddio September 23, 2004

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