likebait

A pointlessly sentimental Facebook status posted specifically to earn the user "likes."

The social media equivalent to linkbait, it's a more populist form of vaguebooking usually employed by sufferers of Attention Whore Deficit Disorder.

Jenny Needzattention: loves life <3

17 people like this.

Joe Realist: Sorry, but that's just blatant likebait.

by CrotchZombieCom October 4, 2011

Lukeman karim

He is the sexiest man on the planet currently and believed to have the longest penis known to man

That lukeman karim sure is sexy

by Ggbigman 2002 December 30, 2020

likeage

The act of likeing someone or something--an uber amount of liking

(one person to another): I sense some likeage between you two!!

by ABSoccerFreak8 May 18, 2005

likea

It's like Ikea but instead of getting nice furniture you get a soulmate.

Jaylen : Do you like anyone?

Kaitlynn : No, I need to go to Likea.

by Dread Pirate Roberts III November 9, 2013

likeaholic

a facebook user who constantly press on the 'like' on everything - peoples' status, photos, activities and so on.

their recent activity looks like this:
John likes Gabriella Cohen's photo.
John likes Tony Brown's status.
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"omg! tim, the hot guy from my class, likes my status!"
"relax, girl. nothing to be excited about; he's a likeaholic."

by Varda Leshem April 21, 2010

Likeabat

A comment declaring feral prowess similar to that of a bat.

Also, a demoralizing cry to be made before an attack.

"Toby had waited silently on the roof for his quarry to pass under. Finally his wait came to an end, he descended LIKEABAT!"

by Bratling September 15, 2009

likeaphobia

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

by RGC Brave September 23, 2011