Lighthouse Pussy

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.

Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Lighthouse

It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.

Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.

by LighthouseRaven October 12, 2022

lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

by Dahveed October 10, 2005

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

fix my lighthouse

Common term for FML. Fix My Lighthouse was mostly used In 2013, by Razzy and Via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly Steam)

"FML"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"

by MrRazz November 21, 2013

lightsofficialso

big upcoming coolest tiktoker on tiktok tbh.. they post the best content ever cry mhm mhm and he’s very cool. 😒 tbh follow right now or i will like piss on u idk

cool person: did you see the lightsofficialso tiktok today 😑
idiot ☹️: no.
cool person: wtf ?!! *pisses*

by peefartmaster69 March 21, 2021

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021