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burnt out light bulb 

A female that just doesn't get it, no matter how simple you put it.
It turned out the girl I met at the party last week was a "burnt out light bulb", Dumb as a door knob.

Spicy light bulb 

During anal intercorse, the child receiving fat dick climbs a rope with his testicles dipped in gasoline and grabs and lightbulb. The uncle grabs the lightbulb from the child and shoves it inside the child’s anus and puts the boys dick into an outlet. The lightbulb will soon glow after a brief stroke.
I heard uncle jimmy giving spicy light bulbs to billy last night
Spicy light bulb by Bosaboy51 December 10, 2017

The Flashing Light Bulb

A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.
The flashing light bulb gives me an erection

Florescent Light Bulb

Code 1: Shiney bald headeness

Code 2: Dimwittedness

Code 3: Shiney baldheadedness plus Sunburn

Code 4: The Combination of all Three
"Oh my Atlanta Georgia!!!!! Did you see that guy?!?!?! He was definitley a CODE FOUR Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"

"AHHHHH!!! I'm being blinded by the light shining off of that guys head! He needs to put a hat on that Code Two Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"

changing the light bulb 

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

gas pump light bulb

When someone says something a little freaky!!
Are you gas pump light bulbing me rn??