Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

Zest Lieutenant

When someone by the name of Jem is being super zesty. They will be referred to as the Zest Lieutenant

Jem is the leader of all zest, aka the zest lieutenant

by tinooooooooo April 30, 2023

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Bad Lieutenant

When you forcively fuck a girl and make her boyfriend watch. Performing a re-enactment of the movie "Bad Lieutenant".

Dude, I totally just pulled off a Bad Lieutenant, held a knife to the guys throat, made him watch, and everything!

by Inside Out Gary Busey July 19, 2010

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Discord Lieutenant Dan

Dan Is A Celebrity of The Anti Furry Community He Is Called Dan For Short. He Is Well Known For Nuking Many Servers, Raiding, Doxing, Toxxing And Token Logging There Are Many Reasons To be Afraid Of Him, He Has Doxxed Soprolo For Being A Furry And Betraying Him Soprolo Decided To "Try" To Dox Him They Never Succeeded, He Has Also Doxxed Max Winter (DormentCoder) For Larping And ERPing, He Has Nuked Enough Servers We No Longer Kept Count But Here Are Some, The Council, KKK Server, USAF, AFF, AFR, AFSF, RPOK, FPF, TEC, And Many More. He Has Since Transferred His Name To King's Men. He Has Influence Everywhere, He Is Respected And Feared By Many.

Hey Its Discord Lieutenant Dan

by Fritz VonWoJak July 11, 2021

Lieutenant Dan

A style of Modern Urban Survival. Based upon an Australian legend "the everyday man".

If you happen to lose your leg due to a random chainsaw or knitting accident you still show up for your mates BBQ with carton of beer and half a cow for the plate. You just pulled a Lieutenant Dan.

by Vincart September 24, 2008