N-Word License

A permit to say the N-Word without being clapped. Unlike the N-Word Pass, the N-Word License does expire, and will need to be refreshed. These can ONLY be administered by a BLACK person.

White guy: Sup, nigga.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.

by Mr. Enderman April 9, 2019

Hfjone Lice

Hfjone Lice is a term meaning " Bryce x liam. " Hfjone was made by Cheesyhfj.

Lice is a synonym for sodapack, sodapack is the definition for Soda bottle x backpack.

Do you ship Hfjone Lice?
Yea
Same lmao they gay af and i support

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 August 10, 2022

driver's license

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

lice capades

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

by cdafox July 16, 2010

titty licker

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.

He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.

by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."

<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?

by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.

“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”

by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021