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leaning out the bando

Doing drugs in an abandoned house
Yo that man is leaning out the bando!
by jeffpear13 December 12, 2016
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Lexandria

A warm hearted person. With a bright soul that will light up your day! She’s Beautiful, Funny and a best friend! No matter what i will always be best friends with her! From - Kyla Miller
Girl 1 : Whose that girl? With the bright laugh and beautiful black hair?

Girl 2: Its Lexandria the best friend of the school!
by - Kyla Miller January 10, 2018
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The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.
George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.
by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013
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Leeanity

The religion of of believing in Autumn as God and Cassius as the Devil, or ruler of the Underworld.

The common belief is that God and Satan are enemies, but in this religion, they are married. They even have two children. One, their son Nacht, was born on Christmas and is the religion's version of Jesus. Instead of being a savior, Nacht just sits around, wallowing in despair over absolutely nothing. His sister is utterly useless and just complains about everything. Their parents despise them and enjoy passing Nacht's journal around to their aquaintances so they may deface it together.
In Leeanity, there is no worshipping. One cannot simply pray for their forgiveness. Autumn doesn't even listen to prayers, and is restricted from answering them even if she wanted to (which she doesn't.) She's a lazy-ass bitch who does nothing but sleep and defend Canadians.
Cassius just engages in random shenanigans in the Underworld that include drugs and DDR. Once a week, he visits his wife above by climbing Mt. Everest. He then eats all her food, does with her as he pleases, and skydives back to Hell.
Are you an atheist?

Nah, I believe in Leeanity.

What's that?

You don't want to know.
by Midnightstorm45 May 24, 2011
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Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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leaning like a cholo

a vato or vata from the hood, who only knows how to dance like a cholo or chola, elbows up side to side, rocking left to right.
Latino's know how to do the dance called leaning like a cholo.
by s pacheco November 29, 2007
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Lelani

Lelani: is kick ass,
and is the reason why nobody can find Chuck Norris
Lelani brakes noses and throws pencils.
Why cant google find him?
he finds you my ass.
by spiderweb. January 22, 2011
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