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lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own
"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"
by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014
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Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.
by J. Agnew May 4, 2009
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Loneliness

That empty, dark, hopeless feeling you have. Maybe it's after losing a loved one, or maybe it's just the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to feel the other side of the bed is vacant.
It's a terrible, terrible thing... Having a long, cold stretch of loneliness wash over you
by Karuna Jaeger February 11, 2017
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Boo-Lonely

Boo-Lonely
Is when you are feeling extremely lonely after a break up.

Feeling like your soul dies Leaving you wondering where did the love go.
Luca: Hey bro you looking kind of down today at work, You are usually cheerful,

Giovanni: my woman Left me and I am really Boo-Lonely right now.

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Loneliness

Something that will make you harder, meaner and colder.
Hang in there. You'll get there someday. Loneliness will only make you stronger in the long run.
by Dras May 17, 2015
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on my lonely

Doing something on your own or by myourself, alone.
I'll make this money on my lonely lonely alone
by SaucyX Jester November 5, 2017
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lionel mentality

A model railroading expression generally used to describe unprototypical operations,extremely toy-like,a real far cry from reality.
I don't like his setup. I think he has lionel mentality.
by teh744 May 27, 2008
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