leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

drop a loaf

to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.

Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.

by Bachass June 12, 2006

Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

leafy's chin

A microscopic phenomenon found on the lower facial area of LeafyIsHere, a YouTuber who's fans - human-reptiles - requested that something was invented to let them see their master's chin. That lead to the invention of the microscope.

Reptile1: Pass the microscope, I needa see Leafy's chin!
Reptile2: K. *Passes scope*

by Killer MeemStar January 15, 2017

fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.

Man, that pie was fly loaf.

by Amalja July 6, 2011

Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.

Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"

by leafmonkea March 22, 2019