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skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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Noah Lentin

by Lentino_ January 3, 2021
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LENTO

The word Lento is often referred to as "slow" as the term derives from music in the historical sense. This is a misnomer in the semantical context. However, the word "Lento" is now associated with a career - a professional, usually someone associated with creative writing and editing skills usually focusing on copy, text or the visual arts - a journalist, a writer, script writer, a public relations, marketing person or web designer, some one who utilises creative thoughts in her/his mind and "slowly" formulates a process towards an outcome. Once that thinking process is complete, the "Lento" quickly applies the process to produce an outstanding piece of work/outcome/text. Further, a "Lento" knows her/his creative value and is exceptionally competitive with her/his peers. Use of the word is in place in Northern Ireland, UK, and USA.
The public relations specialist was a "Lento" in the development of a new campaign.

The journalistic "Lento" evolved from years of hard work in investigating crime.

Never underestimate a "Lento" - their stamina and creative thought will outshine others.

A "Lento" creation in the 1970's for the Nixon - McGovern Presidential Campaign - "Nix on McGovern."
by Marlin Linz December 3, 2010
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Lentilist

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver
Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"
by Witchfinder March 21, 2007
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Lenoir City

Used to be a small town in Tennessee. Home of the LCHS Panthers.
Let's go the Lenoir City and see family or watch a football game.
by Kimberly Luc August 4, 2008
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Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.
I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.
by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009
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Lento

To find loop holes everywhere as in scamming the system
I've pulled a Lento on that state regulation or my lentoism is stronger then yours
by ddos October 24, 2011
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