Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 2, 2022

lemons

an adjective used to describe anything negative.

syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst

This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.

for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/

by not lemons January 6, 2013

When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 29, 2008

when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax June 11, 2011

lemons

A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.

USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!

All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!

USSR Guy: *evil laughter*

by Bologurson October 16, 2006

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Jar Of Lemons

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.

Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021