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Left-Handed Banjo

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.
by MamaCA December 17, 2006
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left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?
by Xerxy April 28, 2006
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left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment
Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory
by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008
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left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.
Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.
by studs December 14, 2004
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Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"
by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008
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left handed compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment.
A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."
by NLM1992 July 2, 2009
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Left-handed Thumbs Up

A thumbs up acknowledgement done specifically by the left hand when a left-hander does anything left-handed and does it very well
When left-handed golfer Bubba Watson made a 75 foot chip shot directly into the cup, left-handed fans gave him the left-handed thumbs up in appreciation of the shot.
by Lhander April 26, 2015
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