learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

Visual Learner

Another way to see your private parts but in a smooth way.

Guy: Hey, what’d you show me last night? I’m a visual learner by the way
Girl: *proceeds to show*
Guy: Damnnn😋

or

Girl: I got some big titties
Guy: Proof? I’m a visual learner btw

by locolunaloco January 17, 2023

learned

To be taught the proper procedure after making an obviously stupid mistake.

To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.

"Dang son, you just got learned!"

Maybe next time, you'll pay attention fool. LEARNED.

by IMretardo November 21, 2005

learner

second only to the elderly the worst type of driver around, fresh meat to the land of the gravel they are slow witted and incapable of independent decision making when behind the steering wheel

"Its clear fucking go learner, Oh what you stalled?"... "how bout i shove the gear stick down your throat you fool!"... oh yeah let you mother do the talking for you grow a pair"... "no not you mam I'm talking to your son"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

my learned friend

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.

Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

adult learner

Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.

todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there

by thomas piiiinchen October 30, 2013

Learney

Is a beautiful girl who can be a tough one but always so caring of others she helps you out and gives her best mates fuel money, she is a one of a kind gal

Learney is amazing

by Kmmmla July 28, 2014