the Taylor Lautner effect

When an actor has no acting ability whatsoever, but the audience do not notice because they are too captivated by how hot the actor is.

Also see the female equivalent: The Megan Fox effect

Amy: Taylor Lautner is so hot, and such a great actor also.

Bill: No he isn't, you've just been struck by The Taylor Lautner effect.

by jonas5 September 25, 2011

lautz

adj. To be outgoing, playful, energetic, and in some cases tough

that biznatch is str8 lautz!

by captn tying knots March 3, 2011

Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.

"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)

Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?

by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011

Taylor Lautner

the SEXIEST guy in the world

plays Jacob in the movie Twilight

taylor lautner is so hot!

by prettypreppp July 5, 2010

Taylor Lautner syndrome

A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.

Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.

by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009

Taylor Lautner

The beloved and gorgeous actor from Twilight, currently heard to be dating old friend Kara Hilow.

"Man, that Taylor Lautner is one lucky guy to have all the ladies all over him."

by shamuuu4evaa. March 22, 2009