Lashartious qularpious

The shittiest stink nigga in da west coast.

"He lashartious qularpious kill yourself"

by Nigga sexy March 26, 2022

braedon laskan

my bestest friend

braedon laskan is so fine but he's just my acquaintance for now :)

by braedonsgf March 9, 2022

braedon laskan

my bestie

braedon laskan is ma bestie

by braedonsgf March 9, 2022

Lasker

To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.

Dude, that guy on eBay totally gave me the Lasker. He didn't send me the item!

by SpenceMan01 July 30, 2008

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

by AddieE. April 27, 2006

Lastard

Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.

Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!

by NevilRead March 4, 2012