lakot

A dumb child or a person acting like a stupid child in Armenian

Ay apush lakot gna stits

Bugdon (arthur) lakoti mekna

by Gagik October 22, 2007

Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.

"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"

by barrintus May 5, 2009

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.

After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

lackofpussyphomia

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.

“Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”

by browneyedbish November 16, 2021