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lanky dalek

Lots of things with bloody fast comets, sinking keys, and sense is made in nonsense knotty. And all the resT of em...
‘Twas the night upon royalties n shit that the knotty knots knottily took part in what’s known in the unknown fun of the lanky dalek.
by FondleMii October 5, 2020
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lanky streak of piss

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.
It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.
by Racist Dave June 28, 2007
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Lanky Spot

A Really big spot that looks all purple and skank and might burst at any point, may look like an extra head
Look she has a Lanky Spot on her chin
by Juzzy Weeks February 4, 2005
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lanky noodle

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up
by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018
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lanky kong

Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.

After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.
by chainswordcs August 23, 2020
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lanky lad

Longest legs in the world, skin and bones. Usually named Sam or any name with 3 to 4 letters in it. Smart can’t sing or dance, bad at relationships, tries to be funny but isn’t and always seems like he might be gay...
Wow he’s such a lanky lad that’s kinda cute. You know lanky lads are bad in relationships right ?
by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019
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Lanky Kong

The coolest Kong
Lanky is canonically dead according to the Donkey Kong country manga
He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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