stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

labyrinthine vagina

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021

Labyrinth Effect

When you think something isn't is like that but it's not

Max: Wait, I thought there were three levels?
Chad: Nah, you just had the labyrinth effect.

by bobrossfanman September 6, 2021

Labyrinthism

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022

Lakari

Oml she is the most beautiful thing on this planet. Her braids just makes the sun shy. Her smile makes the clouds go away. She is my bitch. Lakari is the most creative person ever. She comes up with the most crazy ideas. She is so adventurous. I love her.

Lakari is the best . She is my best Friend. Lakari is Lakari.

by Karijayla05 October 19, 2017

Lakyreion

A beautiful, unique woman. Someone who is confident in themselves and a great person to be around.

I love Lakyreion; she's the best!

by Panthersfan4life January 9, 2017

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014